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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,199thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,972ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,225th
The Desert Community of
Corporate Police State
...while we all pretend to sleep
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Night Vale

Population971 million

CapitalNight Vale Community Radio Station
LeaderCecil Gershwin Palmer

Currencybloodstone
AnimalFloating Cat

The Desert Community of Night Vale is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Cecil Gershwin Palmer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 971 million Listeners are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night Vale Community Radio Station. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Night Vale economy, worth 116 trillion bloodstones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 120,327 bloodstones, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 823,733 per year while the poor average 6,330, a ratio of 130 to 1.

Chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Night Vale restaurants, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Night Vale's national animal is the Floating Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Night Vale is ranked 290,880th in the world and 9th in Wasteland for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -18.44 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,199thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,972ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,225thFattest Citizens: 2,586thTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,391stMost Primitive: 3,547thLargest Retail Industry: 3,983rdMost Avoided: 5,844thMost Devout: 6,182ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,488thMost Armed: 6,845thMost Conservative: 6,896thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,134thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,953rdLargest Mining Sector: 14,344thTop
10%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,220thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,228thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,331stMost Corrupt Governments: 21,499thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,929thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,980th
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Most Influential: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Night Vale's influence in Wasteland rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Power".
  • : Night Vale was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Primitive, and Most Avoided.
  • : Night Vale was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Night Vale, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Night Vale, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
  • : Following new legislation in Night Vale, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Night Vale, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Night Vale restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Night Vale, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
  • : Following new legislation in Night Vale, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
  • : Following new legislation in Night Vale, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.

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